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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Being old doesn’t excuse being a...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:07:03 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Being old doesn’t excuse being a bigot, now or ever

marisatomay: someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground me:

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:03:49 -0400

marisatomay:

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

The real college experience

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:00:29 -0400

kaijuno:

theonlybrunetteweasley:

kaijuno:

- Depression nap at noon
- “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
- sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
- sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
- DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
- “Is it free?”
- “will there be free food?”
- profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
- profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
- *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds”
- a second Depression nap
- finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
- seriously why has no one else found this spot
- accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
- Hammock Squad™
- witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
- IHOP at 2am with the squad
- having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
- the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
- The Weed Smell
- The First Crossfaded Experience
- everyone’s gay
- that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

God what a mood

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Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:59:08 -0400

foarallthingsbpd: When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:59:04 -0400

foarallthingsbpd:

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

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Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:58:43 -0400

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Fri, 15 Jun 2018 23:27:49 -0400

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Fri, 15 Jun 2018 23:26:36 -0400

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thebootydiaries:me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!brain:...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 23:26:21 -0400

thebootydiaries:

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

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Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:51:38 -0400

thin4ngel: ♡

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 17:14:33 -0400

thin4ngel:

♡

etraytin: parkerpete: It’s just me and you. I cannot express how...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 16:37:15 -0400

etraytin:

parkerpete:

It’s just me and you.

I cannot express how much I love the fact that Homecoming made Aunt May a woman in her forties, someone who might actually have been a sister to the parents of a fifteen year old. It changes the dynamic so much from the comics, because we get a sense of May as an agent in her own life, a woman who has a career she balances with her family, a woman who should’ve had decades more with her husband, a woman who is trying to be Mom to Peter instead of a kindly grandparental type. I can accept white-haired retiree Aunt May for an adult Peter out in the world, but this baby Spiderman ought to have a mom, and moms who watch this movie deserve to have Aunt May.

worth-less-perfection: About 2 years ago I was babysitting this 9 year old boy and I was like“yo...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 16:33:30 -0400

worth-less-perfection:

About 2 years ago I was babysitting this 9 year old boy and I was like
“yo you got a girlfriend yet?”
And he was like “no”
so I was like “what about a boyfriend?” Cause yanno ya gotta ask these questions and plus I thought he’d be like Wtf and I’d get to teach him the whole Love is Love thing.
ANYWAY His response was “no I’m not into boys”
so I was like “that’s fine”
then we sat there for about a minute and I could tell he was thinking then he said “you know what I don’t understand?”
And I was thinking uh oh here it comes
but to my surprise he said
“I don’t understand why people get mad at people for being gay or lesbian. People should be able to love whoever they want and if they don’t like it then they should mind their business because gay people aren’t hurting anyone”
But that’s not the first time he said something like that to me.
Hes 11 Now and he was telling me the other day how girls can do the same things boys can do so they should let girls play football
So I would just like to say his parents are doing a great job at raising him!

watermelongf:i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES????...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 16:32:16 -0400

watermelongf:

i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT

paulsgroovypalace: when they say simpons did it already they’re...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 16:32:13 -0400

paulsgroovypalace:

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

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Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:03:08 -0400

radbian: landmerbabe: fatallyfeminist: eyesofsomeonenew: fatallyfeminist: why do men want to be...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:02:54 -0400

radbian:

landmerbabe:

fatallyfeminist:

eyesofsomeonenew:

fatallyfeminist:

why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo

I don’t think a fuckboy is gonna go through years of college education with the mindset of “I’m doing this so I can put metal and cotton swabs in vaginas”…. (more)

lets talk about the arkansas gyno, paul becton jr. who took nude pictures of his female patients

lets talk about dr. john black (gyno) who sprayed a chemical found in drain cleaner into his female patients’ genitalia

or dr. robert hadden, a gyno who performed unwilling oral sex on his patients and staff member

or dr. bruce sylvester smith, the gyno who raped (at least) one patient and sexually harassed many others.

and while we’re at it, lets talk about male gyno, dr. john marshall who tricked, drugged, and raped his patient.

or dr. paul kelly, an indiana ob-gyn who sexually abused his patients and over-prescribed dangerous drugs.

and dr. kevin pezeshki, who abused several patients and the list goes on and on.

so actually tons of male doctors abuse their patients, and the cases of female doctors abusing their patients is almost non-existent. so thanks for your comment, but next time, try doing a bit of research.

let’s talk about my patient yesterday who complained that every male ultrasound tech that has performed a vaginal ultrasound on her pushed the probe way too far and clearly had no concept of vaginal comfort during penetrative procedures

let’s talk about how not once have i hurt any of my patients during vaginal ultrasounds, and if they have issues with penetration such as vulvodynia or a history of endometriosis, i take a long, slow time to do the ultrasound and check in frequently, and will attempt to do an abdominal ultrasound instead if warranted

let’s talk about how it is most certainly because i am a woman and therefore i understand my female patients and their comfort levels much more than any dude could.

Every time someone says something like “oh yeah a guy would never go through all that trouble just to rape someone” there are a dozen examples of someone who has done just that

carly-gay-jepsen: scarlet-pikachu: 3rdeyechakra: this is a...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:01:15 -0400

carly-gay-jepsen:

scarlet-pikachu:

3rdeyechakra:

this is a rare pride staryu

reblog for 10000000 years of all inclusive LGBTQ equality

This is made even better by the fact, unless I’m wrong, that Staryu is a genderless Pokemon.

You’re completely correct, Staryu is indeed a genderless pokémon.

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Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:00:59 -0400

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Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:00:52 -0400

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